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By Eug, 30 January, 2023

Attention omnibus,

Nunc apertae sunt submissiones pro mensium rubore. Qui desiderant participare, rogamus ut sint candidati praebiti per modum infra describitur.

Omnium qui candidati sunt rogamus ut mittant contactus ad detailos quod infra describitur.

Valeat fortiter!

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By Laurie, 30 January, 2023

Dear friends and family of Laurie,

We gather here today to pay our respects to a man who lived a life filled with joy, passion, and love. Laurie was a beloved figure in our community, known for his unwavering spirit and his love for running the Lindsay Bar.

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By Laurie, 30 January, 2023

Attention Patrons of the Lindsay Bar:

In order to maintain a safe and secure environment for our patrons, it is of utmost importance to address the issue of appropriate footwear. It has been observed that the usage of inappropriate footwear, particularly those with low coefficient of friction, can result in slip and fall incidents.

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By Balliol JCR, 30 January, 2023

1. Nobody comes across anything interesting worth sharing.

2. Wise men should speak when they have something to say; not for the sake of saying something.

7. Low literacy (and numeracy :)) rates in college probably hinder the reach of them.

10. People could just be drugging their brain by scrolling through Instagram.

13. Every email sent to the JCR has a carbon footprint approximately equal to a 2hr car journey.

19. No one cares about silly lists of random numbers.

23. Serious contributions are seriously lacking.

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liliakanu Sun, 01/22/2023 - 13:00
By Balliol JCR, 21 January, 2023

The voting system is based on matrix, and lets you anonymously, remotely and securely vote in GMs. Following a tremendously successful trial at a committee lunch which especially highlighted the ease of setting it up we decided to create the following guide to simplify matters even more!

Getting the app!

The following post describes how to get the app. On a laptop you can however just click here and click log in with SAML to login.

Ginger Soc takes over Balliol Bar

With all three members of the Lindsey team now being ginger, Ginger Soc official claims to run the Lindsey.

Balliol Bar

 

Laurie Sat, 01/14/2023 - 16:51
Swimming by Squares

Did you know that Balliol provides free swimming at Iffley for all its undergraduates? Well, now you most definitely do! Slots can easily be booked via the Oxford Sports App.

Have you ever struggled to optimise your time spent in the pool? Fear not! My revolutionary method swimming by squares is here to help! The only requirement is a rudimentary grasp of the from time to time challenging concept of a square number; then you are free to really enjoy swimming. As one avid swimmer put it,

Eug Sat, 01/14/2023 - 16:27