It had just turned 1.52 pm, the sun was bearing down uncharacteristically hot for this time of year on Balliol College. Ben knew he had 8 minutes to get to the boathouse. Something crazy must have happened earlier that day. I imagine a piano or something fell on Ben's head from the sky. Because, he knew the science pointed to an 8.2% accident rate increase, yet despite this looming forwarning he decided to hop on a Voi.
15 minutes, three fire-engines, 4 police cars, 2 amublances, one air ambulance and the one coast guard boat later Ben was in A&E at the JR. He had ruptured all three of his collar bones, fractured his liver and shattered his spleen. Hospital experts were baffled. He has now made a full recovery and you can expect to see him in the bar. In his words he would just like to add,
They're fast, like really fast!
Fortunately Voi has a policy exactly for incidents like this. Ben has now successfully claimed his free Voi helmet and is excited to keep Voiing down the M40.