The initials following subjects are entirely random and in any other parallel universe would probably seem even more innocuous than here.
Biological Sciences, S.S,
We have just discovered that Walruses are in fact the only mammals to breath in Carbon Dioxide and breathe out Oxygen.
Mathematics, C.C,
It turns out that in fact calculators cannot divide by odd numbers.
History, J-P.G,
Email jcr.vice.president@balliol.ox.ac.uk to submit yours!
Welcome to the Weekly Careers-related updates:
Please note these important dates:
20 February 12:00: deadline for second round of spring micro-internships
Micro-internships are 2-5-day voluntary opportunities (either Week 9 or 10)
Play trivia with other's from Balliol! Click here to test your wits against the likes of Benjamin Falconer (he was on Uni Challenge!!!) and other people.
!trivia categories!trivia <easy|medium|hard> <questions> <...categories>. For example, a game with 10 easy questions in the General Knowledge and Animals categories would be !trivia easy 10 9 27.Work is well underway on a refurbished music society Website! Check out the progress at https://msoc.ballioljcr.org!
Check the calendar as well, https://ballioljcr.org/events
   Good evening. This is the 6th time I have written to you in a Weekly Update, where so many decisions have been announced that shaped the history of this JCR. Each time I have done so to discuss with you some matter that I believe affected the JCR's interest.
   In all the decisions I have made in my public life, I have always tried to do what was best for the JCR. Throughout the long and difficult last three days, I have felt it was my duty to persevere, to make every possible effort to ensure the continuation of tonight's GM.
Looking for a hot new valentine’s watch? Well, I predict this rec will be your OTP…
‘The Barbie Diaries’ (2006) may seem like an obscure blast from the past, but as an aficionado of the BCU , and a venerated person of taste, I argue that this dark horse should be bumped to the top of anyone’s ‘Netflix and Chill’ watch list this valentines. With a crisp average rating of 3.2/5 stars on Letterboxd, the public clearly agrees.
Attention omnibus,
Nunc apertae sunt submissiones pro mensium rubore. Qui desiderant participare, rogamus ut sint candidati praebiti per modum infra describitur.
Omnium qui candidati sunt rogamus ut mittant contactus ad detailos quod infra describitur.
Valeat fortiter!
Send all submissions to Ben.
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Dear friends and family of Laurie,
We gather here today to pay our respects to a man who lived a life filled with joy, passion, and love. Laurie was a beloved figure in our community, known for his unwavering spirit and his love for running the Lindsay Bar.
